My virginal entry, be gentle.
3:22 p.m. || 2004-06-09
Well, you have Pork Tornado to blame for this, but his shit is so funny you can't really stay mad at him. If you don't believe it, go look at the 20 worst Album covers of all time. Ms. Jackson if you're nasty!! Potentially very nasty if she would have taken Dusty's 'poo' suggestion. (I say 'Dusty' as if I know him, or he's my neighbor or something, but honestly I do not.) Okay, that's enough for Dusty. I don't want anyone thinking I have a man-crush on him.
Now that I've started, maybe I will post every once in awhile. I'm at a pretty random point in my life. Quitting my paying job to take out a loan and go back to school. Moving halfway across the country in order to do it. If that doesn't give you some freedom and a sense of paranoia all at the same time, I don't know what will.
Later...
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3:22 p.m. || 2004-06-09
