The Little Boy Inside Me.
12:42 p.m. || 2004-06-17
I am such a little kid.
Yet with the horribly dirty mind of a 20-something. For me I think it's the perfect combination. For the rest of society... Well? All I can say is I apologize in advance for all the things I intend to do. As you all well know (and by 'all' I of course mean Jenna since she's the only one that reads these things) we're heading to the river tomorrow. I would reiterate what a blast we're going to have, but that would just be rubbing it in, so I won't do that. However, to get back to my story, I decided last weekend that, as loud as I may be, I might want to be even more obnoxious than normal on the river this weekend, so I bought a bullhorn. Nothing fancy, I got if off of e-bay and it arrived at the office today. I talked in it once earlier, but I got yelled at so I had to go put it up. It is absolutely killing me to know it's sitting in the box at the edge of my desk and I can do nothing about it. Aaaarrrrrggghhhhhh!!!! I'm 27 years old and I have no freakin' will power!! How sad is that?!?
You are talking to the same individual that until recently managed a staff of 15 and for Christmas bought them all a Slinky (do you know how hard it was to find a store with 15 of the good metal Slinky's??). You'd be surprised what a good stress reliever they can be though. We also occassionally play with Play-Doh, but I mostly just like the smell of it. I'm not sure this stuff will fly once I become a lawyer. Can't really see a judge saying "Counselor, is that play-doh you're playing with?" "Why yes sir it is, would you like to smell it?" "You betchyour sweet ass I would!" Case Closed! Bang!
I really hope I never grow up (on a side note I also hope that I never get syphillis).
This from the same guy who made jello last night... and put 1.75 L of vodka in it. See how we walk that fine line between kid and grownup?
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12:42 p.m. || 2004-06-17
